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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Plagiarised

Got distracted while doing work. Again.

Copied this from a Friendster bulletin. It's something to think about!

Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."
--> okay, honestly, I don't think this quote is very fair. but then again, just for the humour. no offence, guys

[Time of Confession] 2:55 PM
2 Wisecracks for Me

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2 Comments:

lilmushroom said...: hehee,... this is cute and funny!; 1:22 PM
Madcap J said...: heehee... yah, but i tink it might tread on the toes of some guys =P; 2:11 PM