Confessions of an Undisguised Drama Queen

Saturday, February 26, 2005

None the Closer

I just watched the above movie and I wasn't impressed. (Theresa gave her two cents worth saying, "The only nice thing about this show, is the song that they played in the beginning and the end"). In fact, I think the movie's tagline is better than its script. It says on the movie poster "If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking." How interesting. It could be a perfect excuse for cheating on your partner, if you ask me.

The show was bearable, given the A-list actors and actresses, a little clean humour (which wasn't that great) and alot of dirty humour. Overall, the show plainly degrades sex. It's true. And I pity the four beautiful people (okay, make that 3. i don't think clive owen is beautiful) whose lives are so messed up just because they can't bloody make up their minds who they want to be with. But I guess most of us are like that, aren't we? Just that we're probably not as extreme.

I wonder how Julia Roberts can look so incredibly gorgeous with such a large mouth. Seriously, look at Patricia Mok. It's amazing. She has this amazing beauty that just focuses your gaze right at her (i'm talking about Julia Roberts). And Jude Law, he's the total jerk and loser in the movie, but I can't help but love looking at his beautiful eyes (it takes the attention off his receeding hairline too). Natalie Portman I have no praises for. But I know she's the girl most guys go crazy over. And it helps that she's one smart-ass who's a soon-to-be Harvard graduate. Some people just have all the luck.

Talking about eye-candies, if I was going to watch a movie for good-looking people, I'd wait expectantly for "Monster-in-Law". No, I'm not eager to watch Jennifer Lopez and her million dollar insured rear, but it's her fiance in the movie I have my eyes on.

Tada! It's Michael Vartan!! The absolutely droolworthy French actor who stole my heart in Alias and Never Been Kissed - as the dream teacher who plays hockey. How come our teachers never looked this good? I mean, how come no one I know looks this good??

Me and my hard luck.

[Time of Confession] 1:24 AM
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