[C'EST MOI]
living paradox. individualist with anarchistic tendencies.
eludes eminence but appreciates subtle recognition.
capricious yet dependable. clandestine and unfathomable.
cynical realist who succumbs to the occasional idealism.
[J'AIME]
music. films. feasting & drinking. team sports.
good company; family, friends and those who share similar interests.
I would give up anything and everything to be Danny Ocean's thirteenth member of his "organization". Of course, I probably don't even qualify, but what the heck. Who knows, if that Chinese acrobat, Yen, gets kicked out because of his overspending on busty models twice his height, I might just be able to replace him. I'm probably around his height. And with enough practice, I could probably fit into a black duffel bag too.
So don't be surprised if one day I happen to be missing in action. I'm probably on a flight to Europe to steal some famous painting or to some city to rob a casino. No, wait. Danny has already done that. The next heist would be something more original.
HMM... I could offer some suggestions. How about the largest PRADA or LV boutique in the world? Then even if I don't make a fortune selling off the loot, I can shower myself and my close ones with the haute couture clothes and accessories. Or.... or.... we could rob the richest man in the world. Bill Gates. Hahahaha.... that would be fun!
Alright, I shan't reveal any further details of our next mission lest Danny gets paranoid. I just hope Tess gets so thrilled with playing Julia Roberts in Ocean's Twelve that she decides to join Jacky Wu's celebrity lookalike contest in Taiwan. Then I can have Danny all to myself. Muahaha...
Isabel (Catherine Zeta Jones) can stay for all she wants. I'm not interested in a bald headed Rusty (Brad Pitt) all clothed to the neck in a suit. It's too bad dressing in an olden day Greek armor will attract too much unwanted attention. I bet he'd look way sexy in that.
PS: For those who don't quite get what I'm saying, references to the movies Ocean's Twelve and Troy were made.
PPS: Ocean's Twelve wasn't half as good as the original Ocean's Eleven. But I bet Ocean's Thirteen will be the best. You know why.
[Time of Confession] 9:22 PM 0 Wisecracks for Me
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